Final day pick-up
Getting hugs from teary girls
Get out the kindle
Author Archives: Jeannine Bergers Everett
If I’m not out in two months, call the national guard
Summer Vacation
It always sounds so lovely
Until he get home
The question was rhetorical. I hope yours was, too.
Ready for finals?
“What if I told you no, Mom?”
Or you could say yes
You are not understanding the appropriate division of labor
Cleaning the garage.
It’s Father’s, not Husband’s Day.
You sweep the damn floor.
I actually wasn’t thinking anything, but maybe I should have been
“What did I do now?”
I didn’t say anything
“But you looked at me.”
At least teens don’t get fur balls
“Cats are self-centered.
They’re all, feed me. Now get lost.”
They don’t ask for cash
When I ground you, remember you’ve never been flogged
“Where’s your perspective?
I’ve never been arrested.”
I’ll keep that in mind
Get some pledges, it’s a walk-a-thon
This game is endless
At least it isn’t raining
Damn, I spoke too soon
He’s right, but I’m not going to tell him that
“Know the right people
Every school’s a party school.”
How would you know that?
Click, clack my #$$. Defending my house
No cleats inside, dude
If you want to test them out
Go aerate the lawn
