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Yet they can hear the phone ping at 100 feet

This one is pretty self explanatory

You didn’t hear me?
Next time I’ll text you instead.
Selectively Deaf

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About Jeannine Bergers Everett

Writer, musician and Red Sox fan. Escaped prisoner of corporate life finding new my new purpose mid life, starting with happily blogging essays and poetry at Mobyjoecafe and Momaiku. Known for humorous but philosophical take on parenting and life's other absurdities. Lover of french food and african dance. Just finished first novel and hoping for the best.

6 responses »

  1. ..and selectively blind!

    “I didn’t see that (x) on the floor” (that he conveniently stepped over or walked around instead of picking up!)

    Thanks for linking this up with the TALU!

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  2. Love the title! Hilarious haiku. TALU

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  3. This sounds so like my own husband!! Seriously, I speak, but too many times he doesn’t pay attention to hear what I am saying!!

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  4. If it weren’t for the title, I would have thought you were talking about men rather than kids. 😉 [#TALU]

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  5. Truer words have never been “spoken” 😉

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  6. LOL … true in my world, too. 🙂
    TALU

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