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Exactly what good way is that?

Aren’t you ready yet?

“No one cares how you look, Mom

But in a good way.”

 

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Right, Mom, and Shakespeare was like Michael Bay

Mozart, in his day

Was like Kanye with no cash

“Kanye’s over, too.”

If you miss the bus you can swag yourself to school

Would you hurry dude?

I’ve seen turtles move faster

“But they don’t have swag”

 

At least you aren’t the village idiot

Your homework’s not done

What say you, Mr. Mayor?

“Excuse town’s busy”

 

Wait until he hears my aerobics teacher uses it, too

Know the song, “Thrift Shop?”

I used it in Momaiku

“It’s dead to me now.”

And that might just push me over the edge

I know I should ask

What the hell you were thinking

But then I would know

I can sign you up for match.com, it’s a lot cheaper than tuition

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Is not how we choose a school

“It’s an incentive.”