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Breakfast of champions?

Too late for breakfast

“School has a vending machine”

Doritowheaties?

 

 

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Just open the car door and get in

Beggars can’t be choosers

My Prius not cool?
You can always ride the bus
Yeah, That’s what I thought

Yet they can hear the phone ping at 100 feet

This one is pretty self explanatory

You didn’t hear me?
Next time I’ll text you instead.
Selectively Deaf

He’ll make his own mistakes, not mine

Today’s haiku, on the joy and pain of raising a teen that is wiser (or more wise-ass) than I am
My ghosts still haunt me.
He says, “Tell it to Southwest–
Your baggage flies free.”