You borrowed the car
“How did you figure that out?”
Heat’s set at 80
You borrowed the car
“How did you figure that out?”
Heat’s set at 80
Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
“I’m SO exhausted.”
Hard day at school? “Not really.
Just out of practice.”
“Happy that I’m home?”
My love is strong enough to
withstand some distance
Talking snowball smack
While safe behind the snow scoop?
“It’s called strategy.”
Don’t even try it
I grew up in Michigan
I will smoke your ass
It’s so cold today
Even hubs said take a coat
“Ha-ha. Good one, Dad.”