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Yes, the Olympics are still on

“It’s not over yet?

This has gone on longer than

One of your lectures.”

Talking smack is not an Olympic event

Last time I checked, Dude

They don’t give out gold medals

For running one’s mouth

NOW you want to watch figure skating?

“That skater’s 15?

I’d ask her for her digits.

She’s quite flexible.”

Call of duty, but with sparkles

“I would watch skating

If they did it with rifles

Like biathlon.”