Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
Tag Archives: poetry
Maybe they should just live at school until Spring comes
“I’m SO exhausted.”
Hard day at school? “Not really.
Just out of practice.”
At least from here to school
“Happy that I’m home?”
My love is strong enough to
withstand some distance
Whatever you call it, it tastes just like chicken
Talking snowball smack
While safe behind the snow scoop?
“It’s called strategy.”
Put down the snowball and back up slowly while keeping your hands in the air
Don’t even try it
I grew up in Michigan
I will smoke your ass
He actually thought it would work. Amateur.
It’s so cold today
Even hubs said take a coat
“Ha-ha. Good one, Dad.”
And a half cup of milk.
“I take my coffee
With three packs of sugar, tops.”
Dude, you’re a badass.
