Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
“I’m SO exhausted.”
Hard day at school? “Not really.
Just out of practice.”
“Happy that I’m home?”
My love is strong enough to
withstand some distance
Talking snowball smack
While safe behind the snow scoop?
“It’s called strategy.”
Don’t even try it
I grew up in Michigan
I will smoke your ass
It’s so cold today
Even hubs said take a coat
“Ha-ha. Good one, Dad.”
“I take my coffee
With three packs of sugar, tops.”
Dude, you’re a badass.