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Talking smack is not an Olympic event

Last time I checked, Dude

They don’t give out gold medals

For running one’s mouth

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And you can be a ski jumper and take a flying leap

“Want a gold medal?

Then you should try curling, Mom.

You’re great with a broom.”

NOW you want to watch figure skating?

“That skater’s 15?

I’d ask her for her digits.

She’s quite flexible.”

Call of duty, but with sparkles

“I would watch skating

If they did it with rifles

Like biathlon.”

So you won’t mind if I wear my pajamas

“Drive me to the bus?”

Now you can be seen with me?

“Can’t see in the dark.”

Why bother, they’ll just mess it all up again

Since school is still out

I do “housework”–Tweeting while

watching the Roomba

In Michigan, we called this “Wednesday”

Have a heart, people

It’s only frozen water

Open the damn school