My son the vampire
Like Twilight, but less sparkly
You want your steak raw?
My son the vampire
Like Twilight, but less sparkly
You want your steak raw?
Dude, it’s one a.m.
I’m playing a game here, Mom!
Two words–Power Strip.
If there’s a fire
I’m to save the X-Box first
Then maybe the cats
Uttered expletive
The basement’s not sound proof, dude
Not in the pot’s house