Your bedroom’s so bad
Even the Roomba gave up
“It lacks conviction.”
Advertisements
Your bedroom’s so bad
Even the Roomba gave up
“It lacks conviction.”
Your Mom is home, Dude
Why don’t you give her a hug?
“You can’t force it, man.”
On college tours
I get all of the flashbacks
But none of the drugs
You borrowed the car
“How did you figure that out?”
Heat’s set at 80
Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
“It’s not over yet?
This has gone on longer than
One of your lectures.”
“It’s Valentine’s Day?”
The three bags of candy hearts…?
“Never crossed my mind.”