Your bedroom’s so bad
Even the Roomba gave up
“It lacks conviction.”
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I’m so glad I came back. The emotional response is overwhelming.
Your Mom is home, Dude
Why don’t you give her a hug?
“You can’t force it, man.”
Some memories I’ll keep to myself
On college tours
I get all of the flashbacks
But none of the drugs
It’s a Prius, not a sauna. Wear a coat.
You borrowed the car
“How did you figure that out?”
Heat’s set at 80
That’s how you put things in perspective
Your food card balance
Looks more like a grocery bill
“For stuff you don’t cook.”
Yes, the Olympics are still on
“It’s not over yet?
This has gone on longer than
One of your lectures.”
That’s what I call mindless eating
“It’s Valentine’s Day?”
The three bags of candy hearts…?
“Never crossed my mind.”
